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Post by Portland TrailBlazers on Sept 8, 2017 18:05:48 GMT 2
New Orleans Pelicans: C 🎶You done put 2 of America's most wanted in the same 🎶 🎶Motherfuckin' place at the same motherfuckin' time🎶 🎶Y'all niggas about to feel this 🎶 🎶Break out the champagne glasses and the motherfuckin' condoms🎶 Ramon Sessions: Monetary value: C Duration of contract: D Injury risk: C Projected value: #189 Fit: C Maurice Harkless:Monetary value: C+ Duration of contract: A Injury risk: A- Projected value: 127 Fit: A Al Horford:Monetary value: C- Duration of contract: D Injury risk: C Projected value: #30 Fit: A Timofey Mozgov: Monetary value: F Duration of contract: F Injury risk: C Projected value: #154 Fit: C- Solomon Hill: Monetary value: D Duration of contract: D Injury risk: F Projected value: #N/A Fit: N/A RFA period gave us a sneak peak and he predictably had one of the worst possible offseasons. Horford is good but $16.5 mil? Harkless is an up and coming young player but with Hardaway also signed that makes $16.5 mil for two projects? "Can't shoot Robertson" and Bogdanovic for $6 mil each? This guy even gave money for Mozgov and Hill but the best signing was Ramon 'freaking' Sessions, an eternal backup who always finds a way to get injured at the worst possible time and place and especially when teams count on him to perform. New Orleans doesn't even have the available cap to call up Lonzo from his D-League squad and thank god he's a fan of the banana boat and he traded Melo to the Cavs🙌🏼 this guy started as a simple manager and he's now officially the trade Dr👌🏼
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