Intro + Boston Celtics UFA report card
Sept 6, 2017 17:16:45 GMT 2
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Post by Portland TrailBlazers on Sept 6, 2017 17:16:45 GMT 2
Free agency madness is over and Lebron the blogger is finally able to break down the numbers and figure out some grades for all 20 teams but before doing that let's talk about some BREAKING NEWS!! An intern has joined this column and he will be providing even more expert and thorough analysis; sorry but he's the TMZ of fantasy and his name won't be revealed, you can just call him "Salty Mike".
First of all, giving credit where it's due, what an amazing job by the committe holding down the fort and dropping the penalties on the violators of the salary cap who acted like spoiled kids who had their first ever boner.
Epic battles for shitards, moving cripples and corpses like Biyombo and Patrick Patterson caught our breath while, spending wise, (apart from a few notable exceptions) the free agency period was pretty reasonable.
The big takeout of this UFA period is whether Phil Jackson is actually consulting with a few managers in the league telling them to sign the Sasha Vujacics of the world aka Monta Ellis and Thabo Sedolosha, players that are projected to be outside the top 250.
Team reports will be dropping one a time, sorry guys but we need to allow some time for the managers to digest their own vomit fluids once they read the #analysis.
*Projected numbers are for the 2017-2018 season and as always are based on a 20 team yahoo! league with 9 categories
Victor Oladipo
Monetary value: C
Duration of contract: A
Injury risk: A-
Projected value: #40
Team Fit: A
Thaddeus Young
Monetary value: B
Duration of contract: B
Injury risk: B
Projected value: #78
Team Fit: A-
Boban Marjanovic
Monetary value: A-
Duration of contract: C
Injury risk: C
Projected value: #217
Fit: A
Jeremy Lamb
Monetary value: A
Duration of contract: A
Injury risk: B
Projected value: #178
Fit: A-
Seems that Boston got caught up by his decision to compete while staying young. $20.5 mil for Oladipo is way too much, even if he becomes a top 50 player again and that's an IF. To give you a perspective he is paying him more than Sacramento pays for a top 5 stud like Kawhi. Young is a good signing that is going to help but he overpaid for JaMychal Green and one of these contracts might come back to bite him if he doesn't find a sucker like Utah to trade them to. Boban even for $6m is a good move for many many reasons but he didn't address his PG problems and he is going to face a financial problem when Jabari returns from his injury. Also, someone pls tell him that he should be getting Goats not Lambs.
First of all, giving credit where it's due, what an amazing job by the committe holding down the fort and dropping the penalties on the violators of the salary cap who acted like spoiled kids who had their first ever boner.
Epic battles for shitards, moving cripples and corpses like Biyombo and Patrick Patterson caught our breath while, spending wise, (apart from a few notable exceptions) the free agency period was pretty reasonable.
The big takeout of this UFA period is whether Phil Jackson is actually consulting with a few managers in the league telling them to sign the Sasha Vujacics of the world aka Monta Ellis and Thabo Sedolosha, players that are projected to be outside the top 250.
Team reports will be dropping one a time, sorry guys but we need to allow some time for the managers to digest their own vomit fluids once they read the #analysis.
*Projected numbers are for the 2017-2018 season and as always are based on a 20 team yahoo! league with 9 categories
Boston Celtics: B+
🎶You know they can't play on my court🎶
🎶Can't hang with the big dogs🎶
🎶Stay on the porch🎶
Victor Oladipo
Monetary value: C
Duration of contract: A
Injury risk: A-
Projected value: #40
Team Fit: A
Thaddeus Young
Monetary value: B
Duration of contract: B
Injury risk: B
Projected value: #78
Team Fit: A-
Boban Marjanovic
Monetary value: A-
Duration of contract: C
Injury risk: C
Projected value: #217
Fit: A
Jeremy Lamb
Monetary value: A
Duration of contract: A
Injury risk: B
Projected value: #178
Fit: A-
Seems that Boston got caught up by his decision to compete while staying young. $20.5 mil for Oladipo is way too much, even if he becomes a top 50 player again and that's an IF. To give you a perspective he is paying him more than Sacramento pays for a top 5 stud like Kawhi. Young is a good signing that is going to help but he overpaid for JaMychal Green and one of these contracts might come back to bite him if he doesn't find a sucker like Utah to trade them to. Boban even for $6m is a good move for many many reasons but he didn't address his PG problems and he is going to face a financial problem when Jabari returns from his injury. Also, someone pls tell him that he should be getting Goats not Lambs.
